Updates, Ya'll.

This story is now titled "Small World."

And if you do the F-word-book: F-word my band.

I'm gonna be Hostin'!

Lastly, I miss Bethany.

See
you
in
April.

Beauty Tips (for the day after the international day of women)

Altho' the science of mascara's increasing youthful appearance by brightening the sclera of the eye is sound,
Don't use Maybelline's Great Lash. It's like they mixed bacon grease and charcoal and put it in a pink bottle with a green handle and called it mascara. Gross.
Once your mask has been applied, try to avoid sleeping.

Wrinkle diminishing creams have been proven to be efficacious in the long term, especially those containing SPF. Try several and find a few you like for day and night.
Once your mask has been applied, try to avoid touching your face.

Some say Lipstick is best when blended. One color and gloss is usually quite sufficient however.

Once your mask has been applied, try to avoid kissing, or eating.

When applying liner and shadow, start with the eye you usually screw up first. Pulling the upper lid straight will allow for easier line drawing, and a light application in the waterline of the lower lid provides maximum effect.

Once your mask has been applied, try to avoid crying.