In a perfect world, this bill is go-
Peter Gabriel & Tom Waits (and a 22 piece orchestra)
Huey Lewis & The News
Daft Punk (feat. Bjork)
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
Lee Hazlewood and the Raveonettes (all acoustic set)
Sunny Day Real Estate (playing Failure/Jeremy Enigk solo covers)
John Zorn (feat. Herbie Hancock)
Hot Chip & Boards of Canada present "The Official Seance For Frank Zappa"
Diamanda Galas and Fiona Apple (dualing pianos on fire!!)
Prince B (of P.M. Dawn) with TV on the Radio
Cornelius (maybe with Rob Halford)
Six Finger Satellite
PJ Harvey & M. Ward with Jonny Greenwood
And what would I call this damn thing?